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Sapiosexual. I'm not someone that's going to hit you up with "ur beutiful goddess, you dtf?" If you're not used to guys speaking to you like a human being, I might be too much for you.
I'm smart, articulate, and I can hold a great conversation. I'll have you laughing all night.
I'm a vet, but not some obnoxious bro-vet looking for attention. I like being a protector; someone just dangerous enough to make you feel safe by my side. I've got your back.
Despite all the shameless self-promotion, I don't take myself too seriously, and I'm always laughing.
I'm newly single and, admittedly, still finding my way. I'm here to make new friends, break new hearts, and tell some terrible dad-jokes. Now get to bed, squirt. Got a big day tomorrow.